The Sweaty Cretin Podcast
Wednesday, May 28, 2008

June 2008

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And lo, The Sweaty Cretin came forth and proclaimed that thouest the luckiest bastards on the Interwebs, for he has discharged another musical ejactulation into your eager and waiting cranial orifices. OPEN YOUR MINDS/MOUTHS/UMBRELLAS. This mighty month of June sees me, The Sweaty Cretin, make my monthly release of musical and oral tomfoolery for your delight and delectation. Morose ramblings abound mixed with some dirty electronic beats and random gibberish. Remember, just because it looks like chocolate doesn't mean it is.

Spacktarded attempts at funkay choons appear from these artists:

Aphex Twin,
Drumsound and Bassline Smith,
NIN,
The Prodigy,
DJ Format,
Beastie Boys,
Future Prophecies.

Now go on, piss off! I've not got time to fanny about!

www.thesweatycretin.tk email: thesweatycretin@mindless.com

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Saturday, May 03, 2008

COMPO HAS NOTHING ON ME

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HOT PISS STOP THE PRESSES DON'T CRY FOR ME YUGOSLAVIA!
Here's some incredibly hot news for you most hot and sweaty people.
I have decided to hold a competition for you all to win some ubershit stuff that I can't be arsed to sell on eBay but don't want to just chuck in the bin.
Up for your delectable clutches are a Sweaty Cretin Tshirt with the logo designed by the most affable Monty (www.myspace.com/haulmonty) that you can see plastered all over the fucking place plus some other mess that I have found stuffed in the recesses of my bedroom.
All you have to do is send me a picture or a little movie of where you are listening to the Podcast; the more outlandish the better. Just so that I know it's not just a snap of you gurning at the cam on a random night out, make a little sign with 'www.thesweatycretin.tk' on it and hold it up in the photo alongside your MP3 player or other technological monstrosity that you listen to my verbal diahorea on. The most bizzare/brilliant/supadoopa will win all of the above guff.
Send all of your entries to my email address: thesweatycretin@mindless.com
Pass the mayonaise.

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